ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via slutcifer)

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I’m going to work on my cosplay today! —someone who did not work on their cosplay that day (via paleships)

(via cooltrainershells)

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You might think: who is this Harry Potter girl? What is she doing at the UN? I’ve been asking myself at the same thing. All I know is that I care about this problem and I want to make this better. And having seen what I’ve seen and given the chance, I feel my responsibility to say something.

It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals. We should stop defining each other by what we are not, and start defining ourselves by who we are.

I want men to take up this mantle so their daughters, sisters and mothers can be free from prejudice but also so their sons have permission to be vulnerable and human, too and in doing so, be a more true and complete version of themselves. —Emma Watson in her gender equality speech at the UN this weekend (via fiddleabout)

(Source: micdotcom, via doctorwhedonverse)





Aren’t we all internet explorers?


do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via make-my-world2nite)

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I am a woman of war.

(Source: thanoscopter, via bcbbimorse)

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Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.


(via croatoan-like-its-hot)

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Remember Wendy Davis?


You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?


Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!


Let’s show her some goddamn support!

Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”

 What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?

Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.

(via dishonouredcas)

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(Source: headrubs, via ruinedchildhood)

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sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp, via raynarvaezjnr)

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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

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